Disclaimer: This isn’t a pitch, more of a bitch.
Listen to yourself Netflix! Really nobody wants this goofy, tropey, condescending, vaguely anti-Semitic, pablum, Hallmark channel reject of a pathetic excuse for a Rom-Com. What’s next? “Nobody Wants That” the story of a hip young Catholic Priest who smokes Meth and dates a high school football star? Or a Buddhist Monk who has long dreadlocks and weight issues who falls for a Lesbian Butcher?
Will they? Won’t they? Never mind whether they should or not. There’s your inflection point. 30 minute short film, look at the situation, “Hey nobody wants to see this shit.” End of story.
And for fucks sake stop making 90 minute movies into four 10 episode seasons of 22 minute episodes. Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants this or that.
Do better.