Deep in the Chinese swamp an illegal Lo Mein cooking operation is about to ship a load of bootleg fried noodles with vegetables and your choice of meat/protein. Suddenly a hungry Panda bear wanders into the operation and attacks the crew, they scatter, terrified of the adorable black and white puffball. The bear smells the exotic cuisine and dives into the vat of Lo Mein! Almost 30 minutes later the bear begins feel hungry again. The bear returns to the bootleg Lo Mein factory every 30 minutes for the next 3 to 6 weeks and is rewarded with high cholesterol and triglycerides, not to mention high blood pressure from the ridiculous amount of sodium! Then, the panda is shot and made into a rug. 诅咒你，大自然的残酷 (Curse you, nature’s brutality!)