Loosey Goosey

Straight off the biggest goosebang in cinematic history, our hero is a changed goose.  Finally relaxed and content, Asparagoose has traded his signature flamethrower for a cigar and his fully equipped tactical vest for a partially-buttoned Hawaiian shirt.  Life is good and the speed is slow for this goose.  That is, until a mysterious swan wanders into his life with a world of trouble and a neck that just won’t quit.  This swan is a maestro and Asparagoose is her violin in this stylized side-sequel one-off that finds our web-footed antihero as a hard-nosed gumshoe in a throw-back gritty city.