Frozen Asshats

Brody and Cory are hard partying frat bros (go Alpha Sigma Sigma!).  One night during a drunken game of pin the stale pizza slice on the cardboard cut-out of a stoned snowman, the two made a pact that they’d be the first “true bros” to conquer the north pole.  With neither one wanting to be the sober loser to back down admit it’s a bad idea in the morning, they go through with their ill-planned scheme.  They may not have the requisite skill sets to conquer the north pole, but at least they’ll look ridiculous while they try.