In this Sci-Fi slash Rom-Com we find ourselves in an exotic land (France), where large amphibious reptiles (Alligators) undulate and writhe (Dance) in foggy swamps. The whole of the human male populace (The men) are impervious (Don't care) due to the fact that they consume and masticate (eat) their own protective cloth sublayers (underwear). We see this as a big budget musical.