It’s been a long haul collaring petty criminals and juvenile pickpockets but Cliff Tenderloins has finally gotten his big promotion- associate investigator on the Texas BPU. The Beef Protection Unit is a state-funded group that patrols the Rio Grande ensuring those sumptuous Longhorns stay grass-fed and bullet-free until they land on your grill. But when rumors of a rogue foreign group injecting steers with a proprietary virus and tainting their meat in order to drive sales of pricy foreign beef start circulating, it’s up to Cliff and his partner Lana Rarebits to uncover the conspiracy- and each other- in the process. Bullets meet meat. Meat meets meat. Foreigners get beat. It’s a Red State fever dream of action and passion from the producers of “Conceal and Carry and Dress to the Right” and “Everything’s Bigger in Texas”