Can hair plugs really increase a man’s confidence and virility? Well, no…but that hasn’t stopped millions of men from trying. Using an unnecessary de-aging algorithm, we follow Nic Cage’s follicular trials from his glorious Fast Times locks through the Con Air mullet to today’s sad recession of his hairline. After undergoing radical hair surgery and regaining his confidence, Nic seeks to win the one part that’s eluded him his entire career; Superman. You will believe a man can regrow hair in our second Con Air pun-based pitch. Part movie, part docudrama, all Cage.