Singer. Book lover. Film director. Aqua Teen Hunger Force guest star. Jeet Kune Do practitioner. Comic Book Writer. Cat enthusiast. Glenn Danzig has. lived. a. life. Glenn was born…well, we’re not entirely sure what his true name is. We’ve always just assumed that he was delivered up by some dark warlock to rule us. Like Sorkin’s Job’s, Danzig focuses on three formative moments of Glenn’s life. But unlike Job’s; it’s all documented, all true.
Look, did we write this pitch in the hopes that Mr. Danzig Googles his name on a daily basis, finds this, and brings us into his orbit? We’re not saying we didn’t…