Global Pandemic! Thanks to the rise of designer drugs and liberal effeminacy, a new virus is devastating population centers. Passed via scratch from carrier to victim, Felinicus Insanire has spread like wildfire. It’s symptoms include voting democratic, protesting for stronger gun control, and general wussiness. Only one Fox News guest is strong enough to hold the wall and hunt the infected: Ted Nugent. It’s a race against the clock as Ted tries to kill as many infected as he can before Gretta Thunberg is elected Supreme Ruler of the World.
Ted Nugent stars in the part he was born to play; Ted Nugent! And there’s very little you can do to stop him…