All the President's Women

Look, we wanted to go with President Peanut: The Jimmy Carter Story for President’s Day. But Jimmy Carter is a tremendous man who deserves better then to be mocked. So, instead you get this tale of magic and witchcraft.

 After a series of embarrassing presidential primary losses, Sen. David Guernsey announces that if he is elected he will nominate only women for cabinet positions. Suddenly Sen. Guernsey rockets ahead in the polls and is elected with over 85% of the female vote. Fulling his promise, President Guernsey chooses only the best and brightest women to serve in his cabinet. Little does Guernsey know that his cabinet shares a deeper bond than partisan politics. For together they comprise the Circle of the Earth Spirt; a powerful coven of witches, and they have been manipulating events for their purposes the entire time. Now, it’s up to Guernsey and his incompetent Vice President to learn the dark arts themselves and fight for the soul of the republic!