Uncut Glans

Prepare to see Adam Sandler as you never have before in this gritty tale of mohel Shem Fleckeles, who while performing a routine Bris Milah is triggered by the thought of all the foreskins he has separated from the members of his flock. Faster than you can say “Torah no morah” he is renouncing his faith and en route to Jerusalem to utilize his prior Mossad training to ironically and at least theoretically humorously assassinate the heads of the Jewish orthodoxy in an attempt to free the state of Israel from the shackles of circumcision and potentially desensitized penises.