After years of disappointment, God decides to start over with a cleansing flood. He commands Noah to build an Ark and take two of every animal to replenish the world’s stock. Dutifully complicit, Noah builds a magnificent vessel and sets forth capturing two of every beast in creation. With the waters rising, Noah and his crew dream of rebuilding the world. That is, until a blood born pathogen turns some of the animals in to rogue zombeasts! Have you ever wondered how the Giant Ground Sloth or the Saber-Tooth Tiger went extinct? By the end of the movie, you won’t be any closer to the truth – but you will be filled with a brand new appreciation for the ethical culling of stupid species. It’s Die Hard on the Ark! Get ready to add a new verse to Rise and Shine in this Mel Gibson directed vehicle:
🎵 God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody-floody.
🎵 The animals went crazy, it started to get bloody, bloody.
🎵Stake those animals (clap-clap), to the crossy-crossy.