Hector, a young comic book- loving Battlestar Gallactica t-shirt- wearing virgin card- holding nerd lives a lonely life. When a local gang jumps him and mockingly tear up his newly purchased Spiderman #2 comic book, years of pent up aggression finally reach a boiling point. Sick of his unfair existence he crafts a costume and sets out into the night to teach the city's douche bags a lesson, and hopefully finally get laid. But armed with only a cardboard machete wrapped in aluminum foil, he's going to need alot of luck.....and some help from the most unsuspected source.